Remember Kimbo Slice? Among the early marvels of a little site called YouTube in the mid-aughts was watching the Miami brawler's brutal street-fights, which earned him a few paragraphs in Rolling Stone back in 2006.
If you lost track of ol' Kimbo, here's an update: He's fighting professionally these days on the Bellator mixed martial arts circuit. His next fight is against a guy called Dada 5000. And in a truly surreal pre-fight press conference before Friday's bout, he spent the better part of 30 seconds yelling at Mr. 5000 about their respective testicle sizes.
Let us examine the video -- and a transcript.
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Here's how it all went down.
Slice: "I'll show my nuts right now! Lemme see yo' nuts!"
Dhafir "Dada 5000" Harris: [Unintelligible]
Slice: "You got baby nuts, Dada! You got baby nuts! I bet you my nuts bigger than yours. C'mon!"
Harris: "I hear you, man. I hear you. You do what you gonna do."
Slice: "I'll bet you my..." [Begins unbuckling his belt]
Harris: "You do what you do. You do what you do."
Slice: "My nuts bigger than yours!"
Then things calmed down and -- poof, just like that -- the moment was gone forever. Here's video, via Twitter user @ZProphet_MMA:
#YouGotBabyNuts pic.twitter.com/4Nt7uASaPj— ZombieProphet (@ZProphet_MMA) February 17, 2016
And there is your Kimbo Slice update 10 years after his Rolling Stone moment. The only question left: How long until Donald Trump steals this schtick and uses it on the Republican campaign trail?
"You got baby nuts, Ted Cruz! You got baby nuts! I bet you my nuts bigger than yours, Ted Cruz. I'll show you my nuts right now!"
It's not so hard to imagine, really.