"This is my body, and I can do whatever I want to it."
Lance Armstrong spoke those ambiguous words in a 2001 Nike commercial that has resurfaced after the disgraced cyclist admitted to doping in an interview with Oprah. The ad features Armstrong having his blood drawn and asking the question "What am I on?"
Sorry, Lance, but the Internet never forgets.
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