So you got a little basketball jones there, pal? You love the NBA, huh? Big LeBron James fan, eh? Oh, what's that? You're LeBron's biggest fan?
Well, it's time for a news flash, chief: You don't love LeBron James like this fan loves LeBron James.
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The fellow in question -- and we have so many questions -- came into The Juice Spot, a Miami juice bar run by James' wife, to share his love of LeBron. King James was so moved that he posted this photo to Instagram:
LeBron's caption:
This dude came into the @thejuicespot with his lady today. Got him some juices and showed me this while he was at it. Had to take a flick with him #WOW #WitnessHistory #StriveForGreatness
We are definitely on board with #wow, but the other two are harder to decipher.
Just whose greatness is James referencing -- his own or that of the inked-up fan and juice-drinker? And who is witnessing what here? On the one hand, this fan is among James' many "witnesses" (Nike built a whole campaign around that conceit once upon a time, after all). But James -- along with the rest of us -- is now a witness in his own right.
We just hope our protagonist here isn't one of the Heat fans who gave a textbook lesson in doing it wrong during last year's NBA Finals.