Though your penis likely does not need (nor deserve) a tuxedo, a Swedish sex toy maker will sell you one.
Lelo, purveyor of erotic accessories for men and women alike, is selling the Lelo Tux. It's a tiny, tailored, satin suit that outfits your private business.
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The one-size-fits-all tuxedo -- complete with bow tie and satin rose -- includes a band that slips behind the "male undercarriage," whatever that means.
The price tag for dressing your penis like it's headed to prom: $29.95.
Tuxedos aren't for everyone, however. If something more casual better suits your style, the fine craftsmen of Etsy can help you.
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[H/T: Esquire]