164 Golden Globes, 48 Emmys, 16 MTV Movie Awards, 32 SAG Awards and 16 BAFTAS. Zero Oscars. That's how Leonardo DiCaprio fared the first time I tried to help him get a golden bald man in Red Carpet Rampage.
This browser game from The Line has everything you could ask for in an endless runner: tons of awards statue collectibles, the full lineup of Best Actor nominees, Lady Gaga, paparazzi and a giant sword smashing down from the heavens.
There's also a "find the black nominee" bonus game that I'm pretty sure is rigged. Well played, The Line.
To get Leo his Oscar, you've got to quickly tap the G and H keys repeatedly while occasionally pressing the space bar to leap over stray photographers or a rampaging Gaga. Each time you reach the end of the red carpet, a bonus minigame pops up.
How many rounds can you last? I went a full nine before the deluge of photogs and other hazards finally knocked my Leo out of the race. He won a lot of awards, but that Oscar -- forever bobbing along at the edge of the screen -- remained just out of reach.
Comedy is always hard to deliver in a video game, but Leo's Red Carpet Rampage nails it. Definitely check it out right here when you've got some time.