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Letterman is no stranger to ripping on technology -- he's riffed on the iPad and tried out Twitter -- and, more often than not, he takes on the role of the grumpy old man. IE, he usually doesn't "get it" -- or at least pretends not to get it.
Well, true to form, Letterman didn't get the fuss over the phone: "This comes under the category for me of 'who cares?'" he told the audience before launching into the list, which included shout-outs to volcanic ash and the fingerless iPad guy, as well as a dig at AT&T.
Check out the vid below and add your own excuses to Letterman's list in the comments.
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