If you think you hear your kid say some weird junk, imagine being surrounded by 20 of them every day.
An anonymous New York City kindergarten teacher decided to turn the phrases she hears her students say on the daily into a popular social movement. On Instagram, "Live from Snack Time!" highlights the funniest and creepiest things young kids tell their teachers.
Having started first as a Twitter account, the anonymous teacher has since begun illustrating the best quotes and uploading them to Instagram. Other teachers and parents can also submit quotes to be considered.
From weird theories about carpets to a heated statement about marrying a penguin, these kids have some truly bizarre thoughts.
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