Louis C.K. has become the Internet's equivalent to the drunk, crazy guy on your subway commute who loudly rants about the apocalypse and martian body snatching.
C.K. went on Twitter Wednesday, espousing theories -- excuse us, he calls them "feelings" -- on Mars, the Big Bang, human despair and spaceships.
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There are basically three feasible explanations for Louis' sudden interest in all things galactic.
Option 1: He is market testing new stand-up material -- considering he already has some environment-related jokes already, we'll count this out.
Option 2: C.K. is auditioning for season 2 of Cosmos, hoping to usurp Neil deGrasse Tyson's throne as king of the universe.
Option 3: He's really freaking high.
But C.K. did made sure to top off his thoughts with one final clarification:
I'm not high.— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
Which most definitely means he was high. Riddle solved.
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