We don't even celebrate Valentine's Day, do you? Of course you don't. Too commercial.
Talking about how much you and your significant other don't celebrate Valentine's Day is the new 'discussing your incredible weekend plans in great detail.' Sure, it's respectable, but nobody wants to hear it.
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Our latest Mashable Humor video explores the rising trend of low-key Valentine's Day celebrations.
Enjoy your no-effort celebration and try not to erase your memories of each other, everyone.
BONUS: This is what you sound like when you talk about how tired you are