"Believe me, you don't want Luis Suárez inside of your head." And you definitely don't want him in the World Cup, from which Suarez has now been suspended.
The Uruguay striker has had his fair share of unfavorable comparisons after the apparent biting incident during Monday's match against Italy. But this one takes quite the sizable bite of cake.
Replacing famed cannibal Hannibal Lecter with famed biter Luis Suarez, while turning Jodie Foster into a "FIFA agent," seems a perfect fit for the Oscar-winning movie. Is it fair to compare a cannibalistic psychopath to Hannibal Lecter? Or is it more fitting, perhaps, to put the striker in a "Charlie bit my finger" parody? You decide.
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