19 totally made-up facts about the Queen that we sort of wish were true

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LONDON – Like many hashtags, #queenfacts started off with the best of intentions – as a way to honour the Queen's 63-year reign by gathering the people of Twitter to share interesting facts about her.

But, also like many hashtags, it wasn't long before it got taken over and morphed into something completely different. Now, people are channeling their imaginations to create made-up facts about the Queen, some of which are so ridiculous we sort of wish they were true...

1.

The Queen often holds out her crown to Prince Charles but swipes it away just as he attempts to grab it and then laughs for ages #QueenFacts— Lisa (@biscuitahoy) September 9, 2015

2.

Queen Elizabeth is actually the fastest Queen in the entire world, and has been known to do a full mornings Queening in 10 mins. #queenfacts— TittyBiscuits. (@dawneywawney) September 9, 2015

3.

To reduce travel costs there are actually 4 queens. One based permanently in Scotland, one in a submarine #queenfacts pic.twitter.com/t9fDvD6SO6— Zorro P Freely (@banalyst) September 9, 2015

4.

#queenfacts The Queen can break a swan's arm.— Ed Morrish (@edmorrish) September 9, 2015

5.

#queenfacts If you're able to catch the Queen in a salt circle on a full moon, she has to grant you three wishes.— Scriblit (@Scriblit) September 9, 2015

6.

By day she is Queen, but at night she patrols the streets as the crimefighting superhero 'BatMa'am'. #queenfacts— Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) September 9, 2015

7.

#QueenFacts How To Identify The Queen's Horcruxes http://t.co/Gj0c7qizI1 pic.twitter.com/fx7rHS2X9M— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 9, 2015

8.

#QueenFacts: Elizabeth II has cut so many ribbons she now slices strands of fabric on instinct and must be restrained by her staff.— Paul Dean (@paullicino) September 9, 2015

9.

The Queen is actually two small queens stacked on top of one other. They rotate on an annual basis. #queenfacts— SolarisBooks (@SolarisBooks) September 9, 2015

10.

It is illegal to deface the Queen, even in person, which is why she has to do her own makeup #queenfacts— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) September 9, 2015

11.

#QueenFacts: Elizabeth II's complex system of multiple stomachs can digest diamond. After feasting, she will sleep for up to six days.— Paul Dean (@paullicino) September 9, 2015

12.

The Queen has the names of four lads tattooed on her lower back after a boozy weekend in Margate with the girls during 1948. #QueenFacts— Nick Kay (@TheRealNickKay) September 9, 2015

13.

The Queen once had a fling with Leslie Nielsen. #queenfacts pic.twitter.com/2dVxjxdYAI— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) September 9, 2015

14.

When entering a room with a checker pattern on the floor, she insists on moving in straight lines and diagonals #queenfacts— Nick Barlow (@nickjbarlow) September 9, 2015

15.

#queenfacts Queen thinks Prince Charles is "too street" to become King— Brian Carr (@johnwearemany) September 9, 2015

16.

The real Queen actually died and was replaced in the sixties, as is revealed by playing the national anthem backwards #queenfacts— Grace Petrie (@gracepetrie) September 9, 2015

17.

#QueenFacts When Roger Taylor came down with appendicitis, she played drums on Fat Bottomed Girls. She's credited as Liz Taylor.— Chris Hewitt (@ChrisHewitt) September 9, 2015

18.

#queenfacts The Queen has an official 'Keeper of the Royal Dark', who follows her around, carrying her shadow on sunny days.— Scriblit (@Scriblit) September 9, 2015

19.

Despite rumours, the Queen has never once held a frame around her head and pretended to be a stamp. #queenfacts— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 9, 2015

(Actually, that last one is probably true.)

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BONUS: A corgi tea party in honor of the Queen's 63-year-reign

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