Not even cameos from Beyoncé, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Rita Ora, Kanye West and Chris Rock can salvage Madonna's "Bitch I'm Madonna" music video.
The video, which is only available to watch on Tidal, stars -- of course-- Madonna and features a Nicki Minaj rap, although the two apparently did not film their shots in the same room. The other stars' cameos also appear to have been filmed sans Madonna.
UPDATE, June 18: The video is now available to watch on YouTube (above) and Vevo.
Madonna kisses and feeds shots to random guys in the video because, well, she's Madonna. Then the major celebrity sightings begin. The cameos are brief and seem to have no purpose other other than to create hype to attract attention.
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Madonna has been promoting her 13th studio album, Rebel Heart, by trying to lure in younger music fans through a slew of digital stunts.
Madonna's multimedia, multiplatform efforts have infiltrated every major social app. She debuted her "Living for Love" video on Snapchat, premiered her "Ghosttown" video on Meerkat and conducted a crowdsourced contest on Grindr.
You can listen to the audio of "Bitch I'm Madonna," below:
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