We want none of this anaconda, son.
Naturalist and author Paul Rosolie was partially consumed by a giant anaconda for his Discovery channel special, Eaten Alive, which aired on Dec. 7.
The stunt involved a 20-foot female snake from the Peruvian Amazon jungle.
Rosolie wore protective gear and was not seriously injured during his deadly snake hug, but it's fair to say he got a lot further than pretty much any sane person on Earth. His entire head made it into the anaconda's mouth before Rosolie had to cut the stunt short because he was being strangled.