U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) -- or as he's known now, the thirstiest man to ever have walked the planet -- sat down with Seth Meyers from Saturday Night Live to prove he can make it through a sentence without needing to guzzle down some H2O.
He insists that it was just nerves that got him all cotton-mouthed during his rebuttal of President Obama's State of the Union address, but really we all know that Rubio's on-air stunt was just a way to boost the economy by promoting sales of tiny water bottles.
But from what this SNL skit shows us, Rubio should just get a permanent I-V drip of some aqua -- maybe even some vodka -- to calm his public speaking nerves.
And kids, here's your life lesson in how important hydration is -- remember, eight glasses a day, according to popular mythology.
BONUS: 5 Wet 'n Wild Video Parodies of Rubio's 'Watergate' Sip
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