Few things make our stomach churn like the idea of liquified Marshmallow Peeps. But that's just us.
Joining Marshmallow, Chocolate Marshmallow and Egg Nog flavored milk from last year, Prairie Farms Dairy has added two new gag-inducing flavors to the menu: Strawberry Créme and Orange Créme.
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America’s favorite milk is back! https://t.co/6sEl4siPON #PeepsMilk pic.twitter.com/2Beawg6So4— Prairie Farms Dairy (@PFDairy) February 22, 2016
Just imagine how sweet this milk must taste.
Like a cupcake drenched in syrup with whipped cream and sprinkles on top.
It's baaack...!!!!! New flavors of @PFDairy #PeepsMilk hitting shelves soon. pic.twitter.com/UUKRwU7QuQ— Cassidy Moody (@CassFM) February 22, 2016
The milk will be available nationally in time for Easter. If you decide to take the liquid Peeps plunge, please be sure to drink responsibly. As in, make sure any human, animal or piece of furniture is far away, in case your body decides to strongly reject it.
[h/t foobooz]