On any given weekend across the country, tiny humans take the stage caked in makeup, spray tans and giant hair to be judged on beauty and character.
From the makers of Toddlers & Tiaras, comes the only show dedicated to baby hackers coding in basements. With iPads in their chubby hands, they're plotting to take over the world, one download at a time.
Anyway, that's one of many hilarious fake TV pitches during this week's game of MashTags: #WebRealityShows.
Mashable composite, image courtesy of Flickr, jdlasica
Mashable composite, image courtesy of iStockphoto, PeskyMonkey
Use the hashtag on Twitter, not in the comments. We'll showcase the funniest hashtagged tweets below. The top three will be retweeted from @mashable.
Be sure to follow our Watercooler account, which will also retweet some of our favorites.
Honey I Shrunk The Links #WebRealityShows— Greg Voakes (@gvoakes) February 8, 2013
The Millionaire Mememaker #WebRealityShows— Bushwick Beebum (@beebumbee) February 8, 2013
Toddlers and Terabytes. #WebRealityShows— Brett Rosner (@Brosner85) February 8, 2013
Honey BooBoo Badger #WebRealityShows— Ryan Olsen (@Ryan_Olsen) February 8, 2013
America's Next Top Modem #webrealityshows— Ryan P. Donegan (@RyanPDonegan) February 8, 2013
Top GIF. #WebRealityShows— Kevin Douglas Grant (@kevindgrant) February 8, 2013
The Weakest Link #WebRealityShows— Lisa Anne Mokaba (@LMokaba) February 8, 2013
#WebRealityShows Twitterville— Elijah Hanson (@pkwesi77) February 8, 2013
#WebRealityShows 17 Apps and Counting— iSeeDigital (@MikePetes) February 8, 2013
Little people, big web #WebRealityShows— Kelsey Cox (@KelsMCox) February 8, 2013
Flavors.me of Love #WebRealityShows— Kevin Clang (@kevclang) February 8, 2013
"Google knows best" #WebRealityShows— Robbie D'Amico(@RobbieD85) February 8, 2013
What Not To Share #WebRealityShows— Emil Lendof (@EmilLendof) February 8, 2013
Here Comes Android Honeycomb #WebRealityShows— Jereme Bivins (@jcbivins) February 8, 2013
Say Yes to the CSS #WebRealityShows— Benjamin Lipsman (@blipsman) February 8, 2013