Welcome to the world, Max Zuckerberg. Important things to know: there's a movie about your dad, and also your birth triggered a $45 billion donation to charity.
Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan announced the birth of their daughter, Max Zuckerberg on Tuesday. The new parents made the announcement in a Facebook note, saying that they would also be giving away 99% of their shares in the company.
Citizens of the Internet collectively and immediately went into "overjoyed new uncle/aunt" mode, sharing advice and commentary for young Max.
A baby girl was just born who won't ever think Facebook is cool.— Dan Primack (@danprimack) December 1, 2015
Dear Aunt Susie, We love this bib you got for Baby Max! Priscilla and I donated $45 billion to charity, but thanks for the BIB— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) December 1, 2015
"Why didn't you give away $45 billion when I was born?" - Any future younger siblings of Max Zuckerberg. https://t.co/TJB98M5gUa— Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) December 1, 2015
imagine being born and figuring out how to find the nipple and your dad sends you a memo https://t.co/B2QtTor8GY pic.twitter.com/YZNjspoXd2— Caro (@socarolinesays) December 1, 2015
Zuckerberg: I pledge to donate 99% of my FB shares Tom from MySpace: I donate the maximum amount of plasma every week in exchange for money— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 1, 2015
"Ugh, my parents are on Facebook" — Max Zuckerberg— Connor Finnegan (@ConnorFinnegan) December 1, 2015
i promise to bequeath to my unborn child all of my debt— ಠ_ಠ (@MikeIsaac) December 1, 2015
Mark Zuckerberg To Donate $45 Billion To Charity, Still Seemed Like Kind Of A Dick In That Movie Though— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) December 1, 2015
Selfish Mark Zuckerberg to keep 1% of his Facebook shares for his own personal enrichment. https://t.co/Xo8FeJ2mnH— Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47) December 1, 2015
Max Zuckerberg finds out that Dad and Mom have given away $45 billion of her inheritance: https://t.co/9DkdLI2g86 pic.twitter.com/fGwxxhV6iL— Mathew Ingram (@mathewi) December 1, 2015
heard more about mark zuckerberg's baby than some of my own relatives' babies— bagel (@BagelSmalls) December 1, 2015
Congratulations Mark, now you can experience the #1 use for your service: sharing baby photos.— Seth Fiegerman (@sfiegerman) December 1, 2015
One day I hope to give away 99% of my things and still have $450 million— Jesse Lehrich (@JesseLehrich) December 1, 2015
YO ARE SO DOPE MARK ZUCKERBERG— Sophia Rivka Rossi (@sofifii) December 1, 2015