If your apocalypse bunker still lacks the proper provisions of flashlights, canned goods and zombie-slaying sticks, fear not, because it turns out the Mayans' message may have just been lost in translation.
Good news: The world isn't ending.
Bad news: Now you only have 5 days to finish your Christmas shopping.
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