Meowijuana: Premium catnabis for your stoner cat

 By 
Brian Koerber
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Cats need to relax too.

It's no secret that some cats like to take a load off after a long day of sleeping. But for some snobby felines, any old catnip wont do -- they need the heady good stuff.

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Thankfully, there's Meowijuana, described on its Facebook page as "a Purrveyor of High Grade Organic Catnip developed exclusively for your little friend." But don't worry; although this catnip is clearly marketing its product as cannabis for cats, there is no actual weed in its product -- even though its tagline is, "For cats who need the weed."

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Meowijuana sells a variety of products which basically all look like weed. The Purple Passion Catnip Buds, which sells for $22.95 for a small and $26.95 for a large size, comes in its own sealable mason jar, something you'd likely find in a Colorado dispensary.

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But if you don't feel like dishing out more than $20 for your cat to get high, Meowijuana sells some shwag too, which comes in a container that looks like prescription bottles as well as a baggy.

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And if you're worried about the fuzz, Meowijuana also sells a medical ID cards.

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Fortunately, catnip is actually part of the mint family and totally safe and legal for both cats and humans to consume. However, the Humane Society explains that only about 50% of cats inherit a sensitivity to catnip, so you may want to make sure your cat like to get high before dishing out $22.95 for the good stuff.

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