These #MiddleClassChatUpLines tweets are so achingly British

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Sam Haysom
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LONDON -- Brace yourself for a serious dose of Britishness.

#MiddleClassChatUpLines, a hashtag kicked off by UK comedy site The Poke, has resurfaced again this week -- and the chat up lines are more brilliantly British than ever before.

Here are some of the highlights...

#middleclasschatuplines @ThePoke
I love what you've done with your horse box.— Paul (@bingowings14) March 14, 2016

@ThePoke "How do you like your quail's eggs in the morning?" #MiddleClassChatUpLines— Glenn Speers (@GlennSpeers) March 14, 2016

"Fancy a quick focaccia?" #MiddleClassChatUpLines— whydidhessfly (@whydidhessfly) March 14, 2016

Boy: "Do you know what my jacket is made of?"
Girl: "Let me guess, boyfriend material?"
Boy: "Nepotism."#MiddleClassChatUpLines @ThePoke— Louis Karsenbarg (@LouisKarsenbarg) March 14, 2016

@ThePoke You had me at halloumi #MiddleClassChatUpLines— Bill Compton (@lox333) March 14, 2016

My magic Rolex says you're not wearing any underwear.
Oh, you are?
Then it must be 15 minutes fast.#middleclasschatuplines— Andy Lang (@HRH_Duke_of_Url) March 14, 2016

If you were any foxier Father would set the hounds on you @ThePoke #MiddleClassChatUpLines— Doctor Maybe (@acsdawson) March 14, 2016

@ThePoke Grab your Barbour, you've pulled #middleclasschatuplines— Tom Chant (@Thomas_Chant) March 14, 2016

If I said you had a beautiful body would you give me the name of your personal trainer? @ThePoke #MiddleClassChatUpLines— Doctor Maybe (@acsdawson) March 14, 2016

My soya, gluten free milkshake brings all the boys to the yard #MiddleClassChatUpLines— Wednesday (@Becki_Jayne) March 14, 2016

Is that a fair trade banana in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

#middleclasschatuplines @ThePoke— kit kant (@kitkant) March 14, 2016

Did it hurt, falling from heaven? Because I've got BUPA. #MiddleClassChatUpLines @ThePoke— NorthernLine (@NrthrnLine) March 14, 2016

Good work, everyone.

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