That's it. Shut it down. Cancel football season just as it's about to begin.
A middle school quarterback has already made the play of the season.
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Our hero in the video embedded above is identified only as Blountstown Middle School QB #5. But no need for names here -- just watch as he busts out a totally crazy, one-handed cartwheel to avoid the sack, then buy himself some more time in the backfield before lofting a perfect bomb downfield to Blountstown Middle School WR #2.
Who knows if these kids will go on to pull off similar feats at the high school, college or pro levels. But who cares -- they'll always have this highlight, which has already been viewed more than a million times on YouTube over the past two days.