In an ideal world, we would all be living off of a balanced diet of fresh produce and wholesome proteins.
But unfortunately, deadlines, traffic and laundry just won't let that happen. Despite the USDA's outline for proper servings of the five classic food groups -- fruit, veggies, grains, proteins and dairy -- for multiple age groups, time, money and cravings often restrict us from following such a healthy diet.
Instead, the e-card parody site Someecards decided to make a satirical representation of a growing adult's diet. From the broke and studying college kid who doesn't know how to turn on the stove to the office dweller who lives off Seamless and wine, you can't deny the accuracy of these pyramids. Maybe go get a salad for lunch?
Note: Mashable does not condone or recommend these diets. We simply thought they were funny.