Miss Piggy is an intelligent woman who knows that you must coordinate your breakup with an Adele album.
After ending her decades-long love affair with Kermit, she's single. And Adele has her back, soundtracking her heartbreak. Piggy performs a devastating cover of "Hello" in a new Muppets TV spot and it was enough to make Kermit go into hiding for the next year while the song inevitably destroys the charts week after week.
Hello from the other species.