Everyone loves pretending to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day. You get to drink green beer, pretend you're best friends with everyone at the bar and, best of all, sing your heart out.
For just this occasion, the folks at College Humor have written us all a new drinking song, perfect for when you realize the bar you're at is actually terrible.
"It's crowded, it's noisy, there's a band ya can't see/ Even though it's a sports bar, no sports on TV." We feel you, fake old Irish dudes, we feel you.