A house divided cannot stand, and a Woodhouse divided cannot escape its mother.
Brothers and opposing political pundits Brad and Dallas Woodhouse were on C-SPAN when a call came in from their dear ol' mum. Joy, from North Carolina, was just phoning in to check on her little boys, and also scold them on national TV for fighting all the damn time. (Host Steve Scully clarified that it was not planned and Joy had called on the normal line for guests to phone in.)
"I'm hoping you'll have some of this out of your system when you come here for Christmas," Joy said. "I would really like a peaceful Christmas."