Police Seek Cutest Marijuana Thief Ever

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Eric Larson
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Police Seek Cutest Marijuana Thief Ever

It's always the ones you least expect.

The Wichita, Kan., police department is reporting that a mouse is responsible for stealing marijuana from a 2009 case evidence facility. According to a local news station, the department held a press conference about the red-handed rodent -- and even crafted an official police sketch.

Wichita Police searching for this suspect who stole marijuana from evidence. Description 3 in. 2 oz.@ltdougnolte twitter.com/goseabrook/sta…— Lauren Seabrook (@goseabrook) January 25, 2013

Police say the mouse ate through the baggies and most likely ingested a good portion of the cannabis. Let's just hope the little guy found himself a giant wheel of cheese and is taking it easy for the next few weeks.

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