Hey, fools. Stop whatever boring thing you're doing and follow Mr. T on Twitter.
If you're still twiddling your tweeting thumbs, behold the Mr. T 140-character wisdom you're missing:
Mr.T never hates a fool for being a fool, he just pities them.— Mr. T (@MrT) February 5, 2013
First Name 'Mr', middle name 'period', last name 'T' and don't you forget it fools!!— Mr. T (@MrT) January 25, 2013
There's a whole lot of Jibba Jabba on Twitter Mr. T needs to deal with. Too many fools, too little time!— Mr. T (@MrT) January 21, 2013
Watching A-Team re-runs - I forgot I was in this!— Mr. T (@MrT) January 23, 2013
The A-Team star joined Twitter last month and has gained a steady following of '80s TV and gold jewelry-loving tweeters. Part of the reason for Mr. T's foray into social media seems to be the launch of his official app.
Things I've invented: Lemonade, the moon landing, the running shoe, and now this! smarturl.it/mrt-app— Mr. T (@MrT) February 5, 2013
You can Mr. T yourself, people. There's also a discount for early bird fools.
Image courtesy of iTunes
Twitter understandably seems pretty stocked about Mr. T joining the platform too.
@mrt Welcome to Twitter! Just to warn you I sometimes tweet at lot! My best, Bill— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) February 5, 2013
You guys, @mrt is on Twitter (verified). His profile includes the phrase "Professional pitier of fools." Now THAT is how you internet.— Chrissy Aitchison(@chrissyhsn) February 5, 2013
Actual @mrt is on Twitter. This is amazing. I pity the fool who didn't start following Mr.T— Chris Walker (@ChrisWStoke) February 5, 2013
Oh, and Mr. T also has a YouTube channel too.