Here we present to you, dear reader, a man highly skilled in the dark arts of video bombing. America learned this the unexpected way during Thursday night's national TNT broadcast of the Knicks-Trailblazers pro hoops matchup.
Our NBA nose-picker fan, as you'll see above, went digging for gold behind court-side commentators Chris Webber and Kevin Harlan before giving the camera a muggy wink.
He then gained a fair amount of attention on the sports web Thursday night and Friday morning -- a total coincidence that surely never crossed his mind when he pulled the stunt.
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