These Pickup Lines Are Guaranteed to Work on Your Nerd Crush

 By 
Annie Colbert
 on 
These Pickup Lines Are Guaranteed to Work on Your Nerd Crush

This Valentine's Day, convince your nerd crush to go for a Tumbl that will give your heart a kernel panic.

Skip the romantic LinkedIn endorsements and re-gifted Klout perks because these pickup lines will most definitely get you poked. Plus, it will get you out from behind your computing device of choice. Well, unless you start dropping these charming pickup gems on Snapchat. (Don't do that.)

Happy Valentine's Day! Or, shall we say "01001000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01111001 00100000 01010110 01100001 01101100 01100101 01101110 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100111 01110011 00100000 01000100 01100001 01111001 00100001"?

BONUS: 10 Valentine's Day Cards for Your Geeky Sweetheart

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