Sometimes all we want in life is for someone to really get us, deepest darkest secrets and all. And that person usually is -- no, not our significant other -- our Netflix subscription.
You can't hide anything from Felix the Netflix Bot -- he knows you spent your entire Saturday watching White Chicks and The Land Before Time VIII and he doesn't judge you for it.
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But sometimes, Felix gets jealous when you parade your gal pals around him and he spills the beans about your movie fetish needs.
Takeaway lesson: Treat Felix well or he will retaliate all over date night.