If anyone in Hollywood understands dynasties, it's Nicolas Cage: He's Francis Ford Coppola's nephew, and was briefly married to Elvis' daughter. So it's a little messed up that the Oscar-winning actor wasn't cast for a single role in Game of Thrones -- or, for that matter, all of them.
After all, Cage proved that he can play both sides of a tense family dynamic when he starred as twin brothers in the gardening thriller Adaptation. Juggling the roles of feuding Lannisters would be a breeze.
[seealso slug="game-of-thrones-the-onion/"]
In the interest of justice, a brave soul photoshopped the National Treasure's face onto all of your favorite Westeros denizens -- so picturing Nic in a baby blue gown won't be left to the imagination anymore. The night is dark and full of Cages.
[nggallery id="23366" layout="list" title="top"]