When the holiday noise gets to be a bit much, deck the shelves with fifths of whisky and set some steaks roasting over an open fire.
That's the advice proffered by Nick Offerman -- channeling the nonsense-free masculinity of his Ron Swanson persona -- in his latest ad for the Parks and Recreation's star's "My Tales of Whisky" campaign for Lagavulin single malt scotch.
Offerman walks viewers through how to set up a holiday bunker in any "closet or distant bathroom" complete with such amenities as a desktop-sized woodworking bench, a pair of socks and a spare pair of underwear and a collection of maritime fiction or "something informative about knots."
So break out your coziest set of work-boots and shun the holiday frills while getting drunk with Ron Swanson this holiday season.