Mac vs. PC? iPhone vs. Android? Democrat vs. Republican? These are big decisions, people.
But for a '90s kid, there was no decision more crucial than pledging allegiance to Nickelodeon or Disney Channel.
Nickelodeon aired dozens of beloved series throughout the '90s, including Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Rocket Power, All That, The Amanda Show and Clarissa Explains It All.
Disney's roster, though smaller, featured a strong rotation of Mickey Mouse Club, Flash Forward, Bug Juice, Off the Wall and The Baby-Sitters Club. Some might argue Disney's strongest shows actually extended outside of the Disney Channel, airing on networks like ABC or PBS. The channel was also famous for its original movies.
Which channel ultimately came out on top? We turn to GIFs from our favorite '90s shows to help us decide.
Nickelodeon aired 76 different shows over the course of the decade.
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Disney aired 20 series during the same time period, including the uber-popular Mickey Mouse Club, where Justin Timberlake, J.C. Chasez, Britney Spears, Ryan Gosling and Christina Aguilera got their starts.
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Some of Disney's biggest hits weren't originally by Disney: Boy Meets World was from ABC, Smart Guy was from WB, Bill Nye the Science Guy was from PBS and The New Adventures of Doug was based on the original Doug series from Nick.
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Nick's shows were original, and aired on one network.
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Nick's programming was always light and fun, if totally bizarre.
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Disney focused more strongly on relatable themes, like family, friendship and growing up.
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Nick shows like Rugrats, Hey Arnold, and Rocket Power glorified being a kid, especially if you didn't have strong parental supervision.
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But Disney shows dealt with more mature storylines that made growing up seem like the coolest thing ever.
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Even if you weren't quite ready to grow up just yet.
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Both channels imparted crucial lessons about growing up. Clarissa Darling from Nick's Clarissa Explains It All was the big sister every '90s kid wished they had.
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While Kristy, Mary-Anne, Claudia, Stacey, and Dawn set you straight on Disney's The Baby-Sitters Club.
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Nick's lineup in the afternoons featured mostly cartoons.
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Most of Disney's cartoons were based off of films and eventually syndicated onto other networks.
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Every Nick fan's ultimate fantasy was to be a contestant on Figure It Out and get slimed.
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And Disney fans wanted to compete in "The Head-to-Head Challenge" on Off the Wall.
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Even though both channels aimed to be somewhat educational...
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Disney's Bill Nye beat Nick's All That's "Everyday French with Pierre Escargot" every time.
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Disney Channel Original Movies sparked a love of great film for all 90s kids-turned-film studies majors. They simply cannot be beat.
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Of all the outrageous Disney Channel Original Movie plots, The Thirteenth Year, featuring a 13-year-old boy who transforms into a merman, was the coolest.
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By contrast, Nick made an original movie called Cry Baby Lane about a pair of conjoined twins who get sawed in half and buried. It was considered too disturbing for children and only aired once. Not cool, guys.
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Kids of the early '90s grew up with the original Doug on Nick.
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After the show went off-air, Disney purchased the rights and re-aired it on both Disney and ABC throughout the late '90s.
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Nick's off-beat sense of humor was parent-friendly.
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But few parents could make it through an overly-dramatic episode of So Weird.
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All in all, Nick ruled the '90s.
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But don't sweat it Disney fans, you totally ruled the '00s.
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