If you need to get someone's attention, try dressing up in a giant penis costume and ejaculate glitter everywhere you go.
Norwegian sex education charity RFSU made a PSA in response to Norway's STI epidemic reminding sexually active youth to stop dicking around and start practicing safe sex.
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Glitter has long been considered the STI of the craft world -- once you come into contact with the sparkly seductress, it follows you everywhere you go.
"If I can help others, just by being a dick," the ad's 19-year-old star, Philip van Eck, told Tønsberg Blad, "there is nothing better."
BONUS: Can you guess the average penis size?