14 NSFW dinosaur valentines that will spark fire in your love life

 By 
Eitan Levine
 on 
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Love is older than the dinosaurs.

Valentine's day is almost here and this year we’re kicking it old school. Like, really, really old-school -- like, before fire was invented and when people talked by grunting at each other old-school.

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Dinosaurs were around for millions of years, and the only way that they could accomplish that was by, ahem, fairly frequent procreation. If you need a line to woo your caveman or cavelady, these dirty dino cards might just do the trick.

If this February 14th you plan on getting it on Dino-style, you’re gonna want to use these dirty dinosaur cards in order to woo your caveman/cavelady.

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