New York City has so much to offer its humble inhabitants -- shopping, food, theater...
And if you weren't spending most of your life waiting around for the subway, you'd actually get to enjoy some of it. In this MTA parody, Comedian John Purcell illustrates a few of the unexpected delays and re-routes we can look forward to this summer.
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If we're lucky, it might not be quite that bad, but city dwellers may want to start saving up for cab fare, just to be safe.
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