Mashable has expanded its Entertainment vertical in the thick of awards season with the addition of a talented intern named Oscar. *
At age 85, Oscar has a tough time relating to some of the youngins on staff, but his vast experience, including the fact he graduated from a prestigious Academy, impressed us. His Hollywood connections didn't hurt either -- Jack Nicholson called him an A-list worker, while Leonardo DiCaprio refused to answer our phone calls.
Oscar's choice in work attire -- or lack of work attire -- quickly landed him in the HR office, which might be why his attitude has become more Lindsay Lohan and less Jennifer Lawrence.
*But seriously, this is a real deal Academy Award statute. Be jealous, fools.
This is going to be a long day -- must caffeinate.
Mailbox check. Another issue of US Weekly?
Busy work is hard to fake with a blank screen.
Doodling will make it look like I'm working.
How'd you get this number, Grammy?
Butt scan time.
Framing this for Mama Oscar.
Lunch time! Wait, who ate my leftovers?
Pitching an awesome idea...
You're saying we can't implement Naked Friday?
Gotta work off those carbs for the big night and finish my article.
