On Sunday night, A-listers dazzled in (mostly blue) tuxedos and tulle on the Oscars red carpet. Now, see the hottest fruits dazzle in construction paper and hot glue.
Perhaps you're wondering, "Why?" Good question. We don't have the answers either, so just go with it.
You're gonna like the way these fruits look -- we guarantee it.
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BONUS: The Big Bird, 'Birdman' parody that needed to happen