The Mashable staff has gone wading in the stream that is the Internet to bring you a passel of the above. So nix that fifth cup of coffee, Joe Office Chair, and plug in those headphones.
2-year-old Ella Singing "Baby" -- Justin Bieber
Matt Silverman: This little girl is only slightly younger than Justin Bieber but shows twice as much hustle. My only complaint? The missing battery cover on her remote control/microphone. Amateur.
Confrontation Between Reporter And PR Guy Gets Weird
Vadim Lavrusik: This reporter just doesn't like being touched. It's a video that just makes you cringe as you watch it.
David Mitchell Writes - Dear America...
Amy-Mae Elliott: What jolly fun us Brits have at America's expense when it comes to the Queen's English. UK comic Mitchell here highlights a few no-nos as far as American-English goes. You might think it's "garbage*" but don't throw your toys out of the "baby stroller**" in the comments please, we're all "buddies***" here.
*Rubbish
**Pram
***Mates
Cat Holds Fox Hostage and Starts Licking
Brenna Ehrlich: Can't...look...away...too...cute... (I guess my heart hasn't wholly turned to stone, yet.)
Miles Fisher - "This Must Be The Place"
Brett Petersel: I'm a huge fan of American Psycho, the film based upon Bret Easton Ellis's book. Miles Fisher nails this cover of the Talking Heads song, maybe better than the original!
Jew York
Lauren Rubin I'm moving to London in a month. When I think about leaving NYC, I want to remember the lifestyle I know and love. Minus the velour tracksuits.
The Noid Dominoes 1980s
Christina Warren: Man, claymation as a trend was so cool. The Noid, the California Raisins...