Sometimes, things happen that we can't fully explain, but we should accept these moments as gifts and celebrate them, instead of analyzing them.
So without further comment or explanation, here is Patrick Stewart splendidly kissing Conan O'Brien during Monday's show.
If you must know, the kiss was in response to a moment between Stewart and Sir Ian McKellan in June that went viral. But Stewart explained smooching is just how the bros great each other, and he'd gladly replicate it with Conan. (Stewart admits he'd rather tongue Sean Connery though.)
Then this happened naturally happened:
chilling the f%€k out after my #Conan encounter. #margarita #hottub pic.twitter.com/sQoLTHmxtZ— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) August 18, 2015
Once again, for posterity: