Get ready, the new iPhone hype machine is about to make its biennial appearance.
Apple will hold its much anticipated keynote on Tuesday, and per usual, rumors are everywhere about a newer, bigger, better, faster and more awesome iPhone 6.
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Those barely connecting with an old, outdated, broken, cracked or smashed iPhone are counting the number of battery charges left until Apple releases a new device. Don't worry Internet, before you know it, you'll be anxiously waiting for the iPhone 7.