After living for 25 years as a human, I have decided that I should have been a pet fish.
Domesticated fish may not live as long as your average human -- or dog, or hamster, or house fly -- but they really have it made during their short time on Earth.
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Here's why we all should aspire to be someone's pet fish.
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