Pizza is a gift of the gods that should be incorporated into every aspect of your life -- including your beauty routine.
That's why Pizza Hut Australia, who recently unveiled vegemite-stuffed crust, came up with a set of eight nail polishes inspired by pizza.
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Of course, it's hard for the magic of eating pizza to be properly captured by cosmetics. The neutral shade "Dough You Need Me" isn't a particularly inviting name for a nail polish color and "Poppin Pepperoni" is, for whatever reason, a bold magenta hue. To their credit, though, nail polish names are always cheesy.
Unfortunately, the set isn't actually available for purchase. The set was created as a reward for 30 lucky contest winners who wrote the most romantic poems about pizza for Valentine's Day.
At least the rest of us can sleep soundly knowing that pizza nail polish is safely in/on the hands of some of the world's most devoted pizza lovers.
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