All the pope jokes you'll need for his visit to the U.S. this week

On the very, very off chance that you run into Pope Francis during his visit to the U.S. this week, you'll definitely need something to talk about.

Thankfully, there's the Pope Culture Joke Generator, which will spit out a timely joke that's both culturally and papally relevant.

For example:

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Brilliant, right? There are even jokes pertaining to One Direction, Full House and Tim Tebow.

If you think you can do better than the jokes readily available on the Pope Culture Joke Generator, you can head over to JokeWithThePope.org to "donate" a joke to the charitable cause of your choice. It's a campaign produced by Missio, the app created by the Pontifical Mission Societies in the United States. The winning joke's related cause will receive a $10,000 donation, and the joke writer will be crowned Honorary Comedic Advisor to the Pope.

The comedian currently holding that role? None other than actor Bill Murray. What more convincing do you need?

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