Books provide us with endless amounts of knowledge. Knowledge is power -- but power is evil.
Just days after LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow successfully funded the resurgence of the hit show, it has been revealed that we have made a terrible mistake.
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This Funny or Die skit shows an updated version of the show's mind-numbing theme song, proving that Burton and his catchy tune will probably kill you -- or, worse, the entire world.
We trusted him with our children and more than 3 million dollars.
Credit: Funny or Die
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