Here's a fact you may not know: House cats are not actually meant to be served hearty portions of lasagna.
A recent episode of The Pete Holmes Show produced a video called "Realistic Garfield" that shows how our favorite fat cat would be IRL.
The video tries to get to the bottom of some age-old Garfield mysteries like, "How is this cat not dead from eating the same amount of food as a party of five at Buca di Beppo?"
Holmes nails the voice of Jon Arbuckle, Garfield's lonely and socially awkward owner, while show writer and standup comedian Jamie Lee voices the justifiably concerned veterinarian treating Garfield.
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