After opening your bills and reading a dozen '90s lists to avoid them, it seems like a dream to be able to return to a time of little responsibilities and Baby Bottle Bop.
Unfortunately, there's no time machine to get you back to your Butterfinger BB's and Surge, but there are a few '90s relics you can still buy to give you a small taste of childhood while you attempt to balance your checkbook.
Of course, purchasing these things won't actually help you pay your bills.