Lara Croft is clearly indestructible in 'Rise of the Tomb Raider'

Here's the big twist in Rise of the Tomb Raider: it's an X-Men spin-off. Lara Croft is actually Wolverine.

That's the only reasonable explanation for the famed treasure hunter's uncanny ability to bounce back from grave wounds. One minute, she's inches from death; the next, she's sprinting along the narrow edge of a seemingly bottomless chasm while shooting roughly one million dudes in the face. Healing factor. Gotta be.