Something happened on Mad Men, but no one cares because Roger Sterling grew a mustache.
Imagine a silver caterpillar crawled up a polyester suit and collapsed from embarrassment -- that's pretty much what Sterling looks like now. Hey, it's the show's final episodes, let a guy go crazy with his facial hair.
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At least it wasn't Don Draper.
My God, what did we do to deserve Roger's mustache? #MadMen— Morgan Glennon (@mojotastic) April 6, 2015
Roger's mustache on fleek. pic.twitter.com/uwXW0YZ8IA— Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) April 6, 2015
There were a lot of terrible things that happened in the 70s, Roger Sterling's mustache is one of them. #MadMen pic.twitter.com/PdxSMQ33aW— Jordan Nill (@Jordann0806) April 6, 2015
ROGER WITH A MUSTACHE JUST GOT ME PREGNANT DON'T SEND HELP— Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) April 6, 2015
They say if you stare directly at it for too long you'll go blind. #madmen #sterlingstache pic.twitter.com/sz4YH1Nudt— InsideHook (@InsideHook) April 6, 2015
Dear God, Roger's mustache needs its own spin-off.— Aaron Dickens (@AaronDickens) April 6, 2015
I'm traumatized by the mustache. #MadMen— Kathleen Schmidt (@Bookgirl96) April 6, 2015
Roger's mustache just took my Easter up a notch. #MadMen— Sammy Rhodes (@sammyrhodes) April 6, 2015
We are going to get Roger Sterling's mustache his own Twitter handle, right? #MadMen #MadMenFinale— Sarah (@crabber09) April 6, 2015
I saw Roger's Mustache open for Wilco at The Fillmore in 1998.— Jim Connelly (@barefootjim) April 6, 2015
Roger's mustache is also made of polyester— arielle (@arielleann) April 6, 2015
Also was confused when Roger Sterling's mustache signed a contract to pitch for the 1992 Oakland A's.— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) April 6, 2015
Resplendent. The word you're looking for to describe Roger Sterling's mustache is "resplendent."— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) April 6, 2015
Ron Burgundy is doing a great job as Roger’s mustache.— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) April 6, 2015
Roger is rocking a "Full Crosby" mustache. #MadMen— Meredith Blake (@MeredithBlake) April 6, 2015
Not sure how Roger Sterling can conduct new business when he spends so much time chasing Bugs Bunny with his six-shooters. #MadMen— Jason Pinter (@jasonpinter) April 6, 2015
First picture of Roger Sterling from the second part of the seventh season of @MadMen_AMC pic.twitter.com/diLpqB9kd9— Scene Creek (@SceneCreek) April 6, 2015
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