Feel that pain? It's just your uterus weeping. (Yes, even you, men.)
OK Magazine broke the news that Ryan Gosling's longtime girlfriend Eva Mendes is allegedly seven months pregnant with his beautiful spawn -- which is to say, OK Magazine crushed our collective souls. But big emphasis on allegedly. (Gosling's reps did not immediately return Mashable's request for comment.)
Should the world rejoice? Should the world crumble because we cannot handle the forthcoming splendid images of The Gos holding a squishy newborn child? Only time, and these Twitter reactions, will tell.
In other news, Blue Ivy, Prince George and North West are crying because they know their reigns are ending. (Or their diapers are wet.)
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